Memo on Foul Language
MEMO: TO ALL EMPLOYEES:It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals
have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between
employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers,
this conduct will no longer be tolerated.
The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being
able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow
employees. Therefore, the Management has compiled the following code phrases
so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue to flow.
OLD PHRASE
NEW PHRASE
No Fucking Way ! I';m not certain that';s feasible
Tell someone who gives a fuck Perhaps you should check with...
Ask me if I give a fuck Of course I';m somewhat concerned
It';s not my fucking problem I wasn';t involved in that project
What the fuck ??? Interesting, very interesting
This son-of-a-bitch won';t work I';m not sure I can implement this
Deadline ? What deadline, asshole ? I';ll try to schedule that sooner
When the fuck do you expect this ? Perhaps I can work late
Look, you dumb bastard... Are you sure it';s a problem ?
He';s got his head up his ass He';s not familiar with this problem
What a crock of Shit You don';t say
What';s that asshole ??? Excuse me ???
What did ya say Motherfucker ? Excuse me, sir ?
What the fuck do they want ? They weren';t happy with it ?
I';m on salary dick head I';m a bit overloaded at the moment
Shove it up your ass I don';t think you understand
This job sucks big time love a challenge
Who the hell died and made you boss ? You want me to take care of this
?
Blow me I see !
Blow yourself Do you see ?
Great ! Another God damn meeting Yes, perhaps we should discuss this
I really don';t give a shit I don';t think it';ll be a problem
Fuck You How nice. How very nice
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