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A real drunk guy!A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole.
All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice."
The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, "As I said before, there are no fish under the ice."
The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can't see a single soul. He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish. Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three times now. There are no fish!" The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice, "How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?" "No", the voice replied. "I am the manager of this hockey area!
醉漢決定來個冰上釣魚，所以他拿著傢伙出發直到看見一大片冰地。他往冰地中央走去開始鋸洞。突然，有陣聲音由空中傳來。"你在那冰塊下找不到魚。"
醉漢抬起頭，但沒看到任何人。他又開始鋸冰的工作。再次的，聲音說話了，"我說過了，那裡沒有魚。"
醉漢四處張望，看上看下，還是找不到半個人影。他又拿起鋸子想繼續，超大聲的聲音打斷了他。"我已經警告你三次了。沒有魚！"
醉漢現在慌了而且嚇到六神無主，因此他問聲音，"你怎麼知道沒有魚！你是想要警告我的上帝嗎?"
"不"，聲音回頭。"我是這個曲棍球場的經理。" 哈哈,有意思
幸好有中文,要不我就是只能当成ABC来念了 哈哈。。。没有心的鱼。。
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我还以为你不把中午弄出来呢,???
中文 good joke, thanks!Yestreen gale!
长风，一个电视剧里头有这个名字呢：来无影去无踪，挥一挥手，不带走一片云彩！ 没那么浪漫吧，，这年头！！ 有趣，多来点幽默的。谢谢。 看到洋文我就头晕 hahahaha
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