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标题: 美国人PK前台小姐(爆笑!!!) [打印本页]

作者: nihaozhutou    时间: 2008-3-14 12:44     标题: 美国人PK前台小姐(爆笑!!!)

美国人PK前台小姐(爆笑!!!)

美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:     

前台小姐:“Hello.” 

美国人:“Hi.” 

前台小姐:“You have what thing?” 

美国人:“Can you speak english?” 

前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?” 

美国人:“Can anybody else speak english?” 

前台小姐:“You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!” 

美国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?” 

前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?” 

美国人:“I want to speak to your head.” 

前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” 
作者: 风月    时间: 2008-3-14 13:50

哈哈,太牛的英文了!
how are you?怎么是你?
how old are you?怎么老是你?




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