找工作的笑话

昨夜长风

Employer: "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"


　　Applicant: "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."


　　雇主：“年轻人，你觉得自己能够处理多种工作吗？”


　　求职者：“我应该是能，在过去的 4 个月里我已换了 10 种不同的工作了。”

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Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."


　　Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."


　　雇主对求职者：“我们这项工作需要负责任的人。”


　　求职者：“我正是你们想要的人。我在做上一份工作时，每次什么东西出了毛病，他们就说该我负责

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　Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager's office.


　　"What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job youve ever had."


　　"Well," the young man said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."


　　一名年轻人在被雇用几周后被叫进了人事经理的办公室。


　　“这是什么意思？”人事经理问，“你申请这项工作时告诉我们你有 5 年的工作经历，可现在我们发现这是你的第一个工作。”


　　“哦，”年轻人回答，“你们在广告中说过想要有想象力的人。”

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