队列口号的英文表达&一些英文小笑话

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队列口号的英文表达
fall in 集合  
attention 立正  
at ease 稍息  
count off 报数  
get going 齐步走  
halt/stop 立定  
here/present 到  
dismiss 解散  
form a line here 排队  
line up/stand in line 整队  
left face/turn 向左转  
right face/turn 向右转  
about face/turn 向后转  
forward march 向前走  
on the double 跑步走  
make twos,fall in 成两列集合  
that's all for today 今天就到这儿  
fall out to me/out of ranks 出列  
stand at arm's lengh 向前看齐  
eyes left 向左看齐  
eyes right 向右看齐  
on your mark 各就各位  
ready/get set 预备  
go 跑


以下是一些小笑话，请观看....

The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.‎
‎　　As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to ‎sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congreg  
ation. "All who want to go to heaven，please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be ‎seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."‎
‎　　Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in ‎the pulpit, "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ‎ones for it."‎
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瞌睡者
‎　　牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说：“想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。”所有的人都站了起来——当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：“想去下地狱的人请站起来！”打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。‎这个人说道：“噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，但看上去只有你和我是候选人。”‎


A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.‎
‎　　"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses ‎his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin  
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you ‎think she ran to the bank?"‎
‎　　A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"‎
‎　　逻辑推理
‎　　小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？”‎
‎　　[注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。‎


THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been ‎spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually ‎brown."‎
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‎　　某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有个错别字——把“性别”的“性”字写成了“袜”字。一位母亲在为她的儿子填写表格时，在“袜别”的那栏填上了：“棕色为主。”‎
‎　　[注] 英语中sex（性）与sox（袜）只有一个字母之差。‎


When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for ‎she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom ‎strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"‎
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‎　　"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.‎
‎　　"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"‎
‎　　约会
‎　　在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋，那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊，因为这位小姐看上去至少比他年轻15岁。一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆走了过去。她问道，“您现在是单身吗？” “对，是单身，”汤姆满脸堆笑的说。 “我母亲也是，”她说，“您愿不愿意见见她？”‎