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一个前台小姐用英语逼死美国人

一个前台小姐用英语逼死美国人
核心提示:别看,不然你也会被逼晕……
  刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 
  前台小姐:“Hello.”
  美国人:“Hi.”
  前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
  美国人:“Can you speak english?”
  前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
  美国人:“Can anybody else speak english?”
  前台小姐:“You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!”
  美国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?”
  美国人:“I want to speak to your head.”
  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
  美国人吐血而亡……

中式英语确实太牛啦

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中式英语确实太牛啦

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中式英语,强!

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很牛,很复杂。

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继续努力,加油哦

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没有搞到

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还是学好再交流才行啊

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呵呵 确实挺要命的!
命里有时终须有,命里无时莫强求。得之,我幸,不得,我命!

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